Ben Affleck’s Rumoured Lover & Former Nanny Offered $1 Million to Star in Porno Parody
Ben Affleck may be appearing as Batman in the hugely awaited upcoming Batman vs Superman, but the caped attention has suddenly been drawn to his rumoured lover and former nanny of his children Christine Ouzounian.
TMZ are reporting the nanny has been offered a bumper deal ($1 million dollars) to star as Batwoman in a porno parody by porn producer and director Axel Braun. Ouzounian is said to be aiming for a career in Hollywood, currently searching for an agent and hoping to appear on Dancing With The Stars or The Bachelorette.
If she was smart, she’d take the offer.
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I think she will do it.
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I don’t know…..does opening your legs for a film actor make you an irresistible choice for something like Dance with the Stars. I know they have already sunk incredibly low by having people like Kelly Osbourne on the show but even so…… I had no idea that an average looking woman with thunder thighs could parlay a fuck or two into a career in Hollywood.
I may be wrong but I believe that she is utterly deluded. Porn would be her natural habitat.
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What would they say her occupation was?
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Mmmmm, there is a word I can think of which would describe her and what she did perfectly but I don’t believe that it would be permitted to be uttered on US prime time TV!
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