The production has been announced, alongside a famous actress in the titular role and a solid director helming. It’s only a matter of time before the movie is made, right? Guess again. After the actress’ last movie tanked, the studio are considering scrapping the entire movie or recasting the lead. They feel the actress doesn’t with the target audience at all and it’s potential a cataclysmic failure. Their marketing department is encouraging them to recast, but the hierarchy favour scrapping the entire thing.
Who is the actress?
What is the movie?
Nicole Kidman The Silent Wife
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Cate Blanchett in the Lucy biopic.
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I was thinking it was that cunt Emma Watson in Beauty and the Beast, but now I’m convinced that it’s the semon demon Chloe Grace Moretz in The Little Mermaid. The 5th Wave flopped and Sony seemed to think it was gonna make bank.
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I’ll go with this. Sony has had such a bad couple of years.
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Semon demon? Moretz is about as conservative when it comes to men as any female you’ll find around.
Incidentally, the blind suggests a “solid” director. The Little Mermaid is being directed by someone named Rebecca Thomas who has basically no resume at all.
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You say as she chows down black gangster pole!
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She and the rapper aren’t a thing. They went to a concert to support a mutual friend/acquaintance who was performing.
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They’ve been spotted loads of places. She’s a mud shark.
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They’ve been spotted two places in two years, both concerts.
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I come to this site for two reason: one, to speculate about rumors in Hollywood, and two, to learn new racial slurs from Drinking Dave.
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The only cunt I see around here is you. It’s too bad you didn’t choke on the red pill when you swallowed it.
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Butthurt? WAAAH. Your waifu is a whore!
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Jennifer Lawrence
Joy (Budget : 60,000,000 $ ) (Box office : 100,000,000 $)
Untitled Darren Aronofsky Project : too Young For Role
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A movie making $40 million more than its budget didn’t “tank.” Tank means it lost money. Joy made money, Jen is nominated for awards, so it doesn’t remotely qualify for this blind.
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