We here at The Gossip Life obtained the script to an anticipated flick. We’re not posting it because we’re not as hazardous as Gawker, but we can tell you about it. First, fans of the video game on which the movie is based will not be happy. Second, it’s jam-packed and stuffed with shit, like Batman vs Robin, or The Amazing Spider-Man 2 levels of stuffed with shit. Third, it’s quite convoluted at parts and sort of inaccessible for non-game fans. Although it’s dumbed down, beat-you-over-the-head at other parts too.
What is it?