Daily Blind Item — Many Suitors
Happy Labor Day, American Gossipers. This blind item won’t be a ‘labor’ to get through.
This A list actress is on the prowl and, according to multiple LA sources, meets at least four famous men on a regular basis for dinner, drinks and… more.
‘She needs to be careful people don’t start accusing her of sleeping around,’ one source whispers. ‘The dates always take at her home. She doesn’t want to be seen by TMZ. One thing leads to another and suddenly they’re under the sheets, you know?’
So, tell me, Gossipers:
Who is our actress?
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Angelina Jolie LOL
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That bish is too skinny to have suitors. She looks like a skeleton or something.
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The broad could be just one bone and it wouldn’t stop me.
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Ain’t that situation hella sad? Thought Brad would have more pride than that for some reason!!!
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You should have already figured out Brad lacked pride, Rayne. He did date Goop after all.
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The fact that he’s taken her back after she planted countless negative stories in the press about him. Well, God is envious of how forgiving Brad is.
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Too bloody high off his stash to see she’s a bloody nut job!!
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Emma stone
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My mudda always used to say, ‘Never date a girl that looks like she smells of cat piss, Chipper.’
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Can’t believe how darn tootin’ right on the money that description is!!!
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Her snatch looks like it fucking reeks. You can usually always tell who has a nasty one.
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Your “mudda” must watch a lot of Jimmy Kimmel!
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Please be Halle Berry. We need it for the aftermath alone.
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I’m not sure her career can afford another high profile break-up…
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What is this career you speak of, dear?
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I think the last two break-ups have ruined her career.
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sadly. it’s over for hb.
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Charlize Theronesberg and me are dating. Tsk.
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Reverse Anglicization needs to be a thing.
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Do I become tacelberg?
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I’m Drinking Davestein.
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Scarlett Johansson? See stuff about her dating different men all the time! Was hoping it wasn’t true!!!
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Rumored to date SNL’s Colin Jost, Kevin Yorn and Joe Machota. GL using ‘famous’ loosely if true.
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Colin Jost is the big one right now. Weird match-up…
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If Taran Killam can score Cobie Smulders off of SNL, there’s hope for me to turn Bill Hader.
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i want me some jay pharoah.
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Am I completely out of touch because I do not recognise any of those names, dears?
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Fucking F list celebrities, Dame E. Don’t sweat it.
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You will never be out of touch, Dame Edna. You’re what we base relevance and fame off of. The modern day Hedda Hopper.
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“Under the sheets” as a nod to Under The Skin?
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that whore jen garner
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Why aren’t you posting under your real name, Ben?
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If Jennifer Garner is a whore, there’s no hope for the rest of us…
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Broad’s the only fucking Saint in Hollywood.
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By your misogynistic standards, that’s very high praise.
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I can’t be bothered with this amateur shit as the trollop-in-training meets the four men separately. This is a 2 on the Hollywood kink scale.
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Totally. I was kinda expecting something darker, which says a lot about what I’ve read about Hollywood
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JLaw
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