Trash Watch — Ariel Winter Needs a Bra & Shampoo
The usually joyous Labor Day weekend was tarnished this year by an appearance from one of the reigning Queens of Trash, Ariel Winter Her Trashjesty.
Winter, 20, stocked up on groceries when the paparazzi just happened to catch sight of her and the Modern Family actress evidently forgot to wear a bra, displaying her nipples for the world to see. This is hardly unexpected behaviour from the chubby-yet-cute starlet, who has made her name as a teenage boy’s social media sex symbol in recent years.
What was unexpected, however, was the greasy state of Winter’s formerly luscious locks.
You can show us your pokies and your butt, Ariel, but the vast majority of us are distracted by that hair you dipped in a McDonalds’ chip frier. Gross.
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I’m so bloody tired of seeing Ariel and her desperation for attention!!
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My mudda used to say, ‘Never date a woman that’s hungry for attention, Chipper. Because they’ll never be hungry for something else.’ She was very Rubenesque.
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Fortunately Modern Family ends soon and we won’t ever hear from her again.
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Until the bloody sex tape!!
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I’m gonna tug my pecka to that.
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This is why I’m glad I’m gay.
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And this is why I’m glad I’m a straight woman…
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I’m so fucking ready to see this pig get skewered.
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She is so trashy that it makes me laugh LOL
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It makes me want to stab out my eyes.
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She wears what she wants to wear, not what you or society dictate. EMPOWERED.
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Actually Queenie, she had a tempestuous and not at all normal childhood and hasn’t had the influence of a mother/female role model since she was 15. So no, she’s not empowered. If anything she’s lost. But I’m not surprised that you can’t recognise that.
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My vagina hurts for her.
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This could be meant literally or metaphorically and I’m choosing to take it both ways, which is a first for me.
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Well, I mean it metaphorically if that helps…
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Her clothes look like they don’t fit or something. Tsk. Tsk.
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That’s totally hot when yo have the body. She’s way too fat.
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Chubster tries to look sexy, but ends up look like a sad fat slob.
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She’s way too be young to be going through her Brenda Dickson stage.
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Good on Ariel for empowering herself and owning her sexuality. A hero to female kind!
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Your trolling has never been more obvious, hon.
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This isn’t “owning her sexuality” or “empowering herself”. This is a young girl sexualizing herself to the media for attention. That’s not the same.
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This girl is like one of the biggest attention whores I’ve ever seen.
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God-tier attention whore
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State of the hair on it.
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Looks unwashed, maybe even wet…
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I’m guessing wet.
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Thinning.
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Ass out at a Walmart? Ariel Winter is the new definition of White Trash.
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It’s the stereotypical behavior of white trash.
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This is totally why I avoid grocery shopping.
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This is why I grocery shop at 3am.
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This is why I always grocery shop.
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I don’t understand why someone with a legitimate career has to act like this and why nobody who cares about her is stepping in…
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Fashionista mode activated: the trashiest thing about this set is by far the furry purse. Fashionista mode deactivated: this is depressing and I’m sad she feels the need to objectify herself this much.
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I read that comment, thought “furry purse” was a crude reference and spent ten minutes trying to figure out how you could see the “furry purse”.
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Forget shampoo or a bra, she NEEDS to find the fucker who stole 3/4 of her shorts. I don’t need to see your ass while grocery shopping, dearest.
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But it’ll remind you to get that watermelon!
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She going bald?
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Ariel is one of those girls that looks a lot better in clothes.
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I recall someone once saying Ariel needs a lobotomy before anything else and I can’t credit the dear, but I always think of that when I see an “Ariel Winter Needs a” trash watch article.
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That’s so harsh!! Kinda funny though
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God-tier tits. Even after the reduction
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How big were they before?
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She should dress like this on her show.
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I’d watch.
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