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Daily Blind Item — Comedian In Danger

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Our source whispers to us that this former B list comedian is an extraordinarily bad way and could find himself dead in the near future, or even worse – a government rehab centre.

‘This is terrifying,’ the whisperer adds. ‘Cocaine and heroin isn’t just a bad mix – it’s a deadly mix.’

“He’s a shell of his former self,” another close to the situation tells us. “Just a sad, sad mess.”

I’m sure his sudden uptake isn’t compounded by the pressure of his fairly high profile jobs.

So, tell me, Gossipers:

Who is our comedian?

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45 Comments »

  1. Another Anthony Cumia special. His new Compound Media co-host, Artie Lange is the right answer. Fucker will never get sober. We need to stop bullshitting ourselves and pretending he will. I’m just happy the fat fuck has lived this long.

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  2. Heroin (with or without coke) = I want to die. And it seems next to impossible to get off. We’ll hear about this when the death notice flashes.

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