Daily Blind Item — Comedian In Danger
Our source whispers to us that this former B list comedian is an extraordinarily bad way and could find himself dead in the near future, or even worse – a government rehab centre.
‘This is terrifying,’ the whisperer adds. ‘Cocaine and heroin isn’t just a bad mix – it’s a deadly mix.’
“He’s a shell of his former self,” another close to the situation tells us. “Just a sad, sad mess.”
I’m sure his sudden uptake isn’t compounded by the pressure of his fairly high profile jobs.
So, tell me, Gossipers:
Who is our comedian?
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Dave chapelle is all that comes to mind LOL
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He’s too muslim
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Just like the Muslims in Rotherham were “too Muslim” to groom and molest little girls. “Too Muslim” doesn’t disqualify someone from scum contention. It qualifies them.
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It’s as my mudder used to say, “Don’t trust anything with a dot, Chipper. That’s not their watches that are ticking.”
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Coke and heroin? Nah. Steroids? Y’all might be on to something there!!!
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swole dave chapelle freaks me tf out.
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YAAAAAAAAAAAAS. DRAG HIS ASS.
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Wish it was jimmy carr, so he could overdose and piss off
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Think of all the tax money we’d lose.
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About £3.50 if my maths is right.
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Fingers crossed, dears, that Steve Coogan is the answer.
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But who will tell us about the benefits of immigration from their million quid mansion in Suffolk?
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That bloody Russell Brand!!
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That might at least cheer me up before he head into Brexit!!
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Chris Farley’s corpse.
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Remember the death snaps in National Enquirer? Unsettling as heck.
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Worked for the NHS for a short time. Nothing worse than a big bloated coke addict with blood coming out of the nose and froth out of the mouth. Just wanted to leave them all to rot.
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Don’t blame you. No wonder the NHS is in dire straits with that riff raff.
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The mug looks like a big olive loaf or something.
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God Bless the National Enquirer and their complete lack of shame in purchasing death pictures.
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A plus fucking reference. Farley overdosed on coke and h.
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Didn’t help that he the size of a bloody house!!
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Could be all the darn comedians in the world, if you ask me!!!
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I’d stick my money on this. Seems to go hand in hand with the scene. Comics are the scum of the earth.
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call me cray, but i think rapists are a lot worse.
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No love for the murderers?
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Have you ever seen Rich Vos perform? Comics can cause much more damage than a rapist! /s
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Truly nothing worse than a government-run facility, dears. The fear of a stint is enough to keep one sober alone.
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kat williams. mofo used to sniff bath salts. he’s wack af.
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MOTHERFUCKER HAS HALLE BERRY IN BOOMERANG HAIR. YOU KNOW HIS ASS IS ON EVERY DRUG AVAILABLE.
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Remember a few years ago when he was being arrested EVERY FUCKING MONTH. He had a loyalty card for the local jail.
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A speedball a day keeps the doctor away… because you die.
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– Carrie Fisher.
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Another Anthony Cumia special. His new Compound Media co-host, Artie Lange is the right answer. Fucker will never get sober. We need to stop bullshitting ourselves and pretending he will. I’m just happy the fat fuck has lived this long.
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“compounded” is used as a possible hint!!
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Artie Lange is… Crashing.
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Rumors saying Artie was hospitalised today topkek
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I’m only seeing that on Radar Online and the article seems suspicious to me. Let’s wait for a more valid source.
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Two of the most repulsive people on the face of the planet. Neither should be allowed to broadcast their vitriolic propaganda to the masses.
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Masses? Compound Media has two subscribers.
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I’ve never even heard of it, so it can’t be that huge of a network…
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Heroin (with or without coke) = I want to die. And it seems next to impossible to get off. We’ll hear about this when the death notice flashes.
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Companion BI: https://thegossiplife.com/2017/09/07/daily-blind-item-federal-investigation/
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What’s the connection?
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Fake news, Artie Lange was never funny.
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