The Gossip Life Says Goodbye
There’s no easy way to say this, Gossipers, so I’ll be frank: Christina’s bitch needs a break, Sam needs to recharge and Scott and Johnny Box Office are burned out.
That’s why The Gossip Life is scheduled for a near month long vacation from today, but the entire team will return with the greatest gossip and a week of blind item reveals on the 20th of November.
Thank you for supporting us and we look forward to returning to you in November.
Yours in Gossip,
TGL Team
xoxo
27/11/17 UPDATE: Due to personal and professional reasons, The Gossip Life is extending our break by another week.
Several reveals and blind items are already written for our eventual return with reveals on Kevin Spacey and the Daily Mail on the horizon.
Apologises. Sometimes life gets in the way.
Scared the hell out of me with that headline…
LikeLiked by 1 person
Same LOL
LikeLiked by 1 person
My heart jumped
LikeLiked by 1 person
A commenter here has a heart? Colour me surprised!
LikeLiked by 1 person
X2
LikeLike
They totally intended to do that. Now I’m relieved it’s only a few weeks. It’s a weird psychology trick 😛
LikeLiked by 1 person
You have got to be right, because that’s exactly what happened with me. Freaked out and then oddly relieved. We see through your mindgames, GL! I’m still depressed about the break!
LikeLiked by 1 person
what patrice o’neal used to call “white tricks”
LikeLike
Honestly some of us are too bloody old to get an email like that!! Almost killed me!!
LikeLiked by 1 person
You were almost in the old emergency room with a coronary.
LikeLiked by 1 person
I swear to the Lord above I was gasping for air when I read that!!!
LikeLiked by 1 person
Now I’m depressed going into the weekend 😦
LikeLiked by 1 person
Crack open the vino!!
LikeLike
Not the best bloody email I’ve got at 11 o’clock at night!!
LikeLiked by 1 person
I just finished class and as I’m walking out, BOOM.
LikeLiked by 1 person
Where are we supposed to comment pointlessly for the next three weeks, GL? Think of your readers.
LikeLiked by 1 person
It’s truly an inconsiderate decision considering how lonely and bored the vast majority of us are, dear.
LikeLiked by 1 person
Back to the old Mail Online for a little bit for me!!
LikeLike
Script Shadow is the only other place I really go to on a regular basis. Guess I’ll be there a lot in the future…
LikeLike
You have to mean TMZ!
LikeLike
Enjoy your vacation(s). Don’t catch anything.
LikeLike
Easier said than done, dear. Just ask various soldiers over the years.
LikeLike
LikeLike
MRE
LikeLike
Dame Edna, you have a past that you need to go into every bloody detail one day!!
LikeLike
I like to imagine the GL team vacations and lives together like the closest of friends…
LikeLike
They probably fucking hate each other behind the scenes.
LikeLike
Like the Gossip Girl cast.
LikeLike
And the next blind is: While claiming that the team of this certain gossip site are just taking a rest to recharge their batteries, it actually has a more deeper problem……
LikeLike
I hope you’re educating yourselves and coming to the conclusion that your brand of journalism and coverage needs to change and adapt with the liberalism of the times.
LikeLike
Shut the fuck up
LikeLike
Hear, bloody hear!!
LikeLike
You speak for us all.
LikeLike
preach it. someone needs to train a robot to respond with that every time she makes a new comment.
LikeLike
I’ll chip in fifty bucks!
LikeLike
If this is a serious possibility of that robot being invented, I’ll fund the entire purchase out of pure hate 😉
LikeLike
LikeLiked by 1 person
Hey. That’s me right now…
LikeLike
You’ve captured the overall mood of the comments.
LikeLiked by 1 person
Have a case of vino for me, gang!
LikeLike
I’ll have a glass of red for us all, dear!
LikeLike
Cheers!
LikeLike
Count me bloody in!!
LikeLike
x2
LikeLike
Bon voyage, GL! Hopefully the box office posts are back when you start up again.
LikeLike
I’m hoping for this too. I miss making my far out prediction…
LikeLike
Take care. Wishing you lovely times. Be safe.
LikeLike
this shit should have come with a trigger warning.
LikeLike
LikeLike
Is that Japenese? Is this a warning for Godzilla? 😉
LikeLike
I just started commenting. Was it something I said?
LikeLike
Aw. Welcome to our community. I hope you stick around…
LikeLike
Don’t get blown away in a terrorist attack or anything like that. Not the best time to be travelling with what’s going on in the world.
LikeLike
Now I’m totally scared they’re not gonna come back
LikeLike
Ignore the fear-mongering. It’s still statistically rare for anyone to die in a terrorist attack. Read this. https://www.globalresearch.ca/the-terrorism-statistics-every-american-needs-to-hear/5382818
LikeLike
I get busy for a couple of fucking days and I come back to find out you’re taking a break? You motherfuckers!
LikeLike
I’ve been insanely busy with school lately, so I haven’t been on here much, but that email got me to click so fast that I think I broke my keyboard.
LikeLike
I’m so hyped up for the week of blind item reveals 😛
LikeLiked by 1 person
TGL is at its absolute best, dear, when there’s a blitz of reveals in a short period.
LikeLiked by 1 person
And when trash watch is regular…
LikeLike
Y’all have gotta be kidding me with that header!!!
LikeLiked by 1 person
November 20th is my bday week. Happy Birthday to me bitches!!! In the meantime I’ll self medicate with twinkles, cheap booze, the occasional sprinkling of angel dust, and meaningless sex with sailors.
LikeLiked by 1 person
So no changes for you, Bubble 😉
LikeLike
Tru dat. Tru dat.
LikeLike
You remind me of my mother.
LikeLike
That’s one depressing headline! The daily gossip will be greatly missed, but I very, very much look forward to the latter half of next month. I’m quite literally counting the days. Have fun!
LikeLike
How do you count the days? What are you, a counter or something? Duv. Duv.
LikeLike
Just going to use this post as a catch all during TGL’s absence.
Apparently EVERYONE in Hollywood has been sexually harassed or abused.
Selena can’t quit Justin.
Beyonce is still trying to be a movie star.
LikeLike
The Beyoncé thing is easily the worst part of that post 😉
By the way, I’m having major GL withdrawals!!
LikeLike
Hollywood is simultaneously destroying my childhood (live-action Disney remakes) and destroying the slim hope I had that it might be worth saving.
Right! I’m reading the headlines and thinking I need to know what Dave would say!
LikeLike
I’m working on a Drinking Dave bot that generates his comments. Latest is, “Fuck Hollywood. Vagina. Hot. Margot Robbie”.
LikeLike
Beta test that shit NOW.
LikeLike
Ain’t no match for the real fucking thing.
LikeLike
Not happy you’ve stole my fucking essence. I’m gonna sue you and the rest of the Hollywood fags.
LikeLike
The teenage girl within me is so happy about Bieber and Selena. I don’t know, but there’s something nice about first loves reuniting after years apart.
I always knew Weinstein’s downfall would trigger a game of sexual predator dominos.
LikeLike
I believed the whole Selena and Weekend rship as much as I believed HIddleswift.
LikeLike
Get a big gay vibe from the Weeknd. Doesn’t help his hair is always a mess.
LikeLike
Selena looks so happy with him and I find that disturbing..
LikeLike
I’m bloody stunned that Spacey’s career is over already!!
LikeLike
Interesting that no one has really come for him though – lots of stories and accusation, but not too much direct condemnation.
LikeLike
Top of the week to you, GLifers.
1. Apparently EVERYONE in Westminster has been sexually harassed or abused.
2. Rich people like to stay rich and squirrel away their mad bank on islands that they then vacation on. Dave feel free to come for Bono!
3. The ACLU is totally fucking up Taylor Swift’s album drop with their I ❤ Free Speech and the first amendment shit. Fucking haterz.
LikeLike
I cannot believe that sexual assault and harassment has suddenly become the “sexy” issue, knocking Trump’s orange ass firmly off the headlines…
LikeLike
Fuck Taylor Swift in her anorexic, shitty-singing ass.
LikeLike
I love that the ACLU published the C&D letter even after the lawyer claimed it was illegal to do so. Also loved the mini #metoo on twitter with writers talking about the times they’d received a Swift C&D letter.
LikeLike
This has been a hell of a year for pulling back the curtain and revealing the crimes of the rich. As a gossiping fag, I love it 🙂
LikeLike
About a blind item here about a sports star with faux relationship problems hoping for a reality tv show. Amir Khan has just gotten back with his wife AND is headed to Aus for I’m a Celebrity.
LikeLike
Think we bloody know the answer to that one!!
LikeLike
Rooney was the other guess people had but Khan seems to fit the bill. They’ve been all over social media, even more so than Rooney.
LikeLike
In other entertainment news– Miss “I don’t want to talk about Woody Allen or Polanski” Kate Winslet has given the virtue signalling speech to end all virtue signalling speeches.
“The greatest privilege for me has been learning how to use my voice on behalf of others,” Winslet said. “And, for me, that is standing up for individuals who do not have the means to help themselves, whether they have autism and are non-verbal, whether they are homeless because of addiction, abuse or fear or helping a person who is dying … because they haven’t the money to pay for the specialist treatment that could save their life. I can’t stand that, so helping others who are striving to find a place in the world where they are understood, heard, accepted, supported, appreciated or given a right to a life — these are the individuals I am passionate about helping.”
LikeLike
Can’t stand her. Same woman that swore she would never work with that bully James Cameron again. Imagine she changed her mind when she saw the big fat cheque.
LikeLike
Since when does she use her voice on behalf of others? I can’t remember her taking a stance on anything, not even the safe issues like Trump etc…
LikeLike
She needs to bloody stop having fifty kids by different men.
LikeLike
LikeLike
You said November 20th. You lied!
LikeLike
Fucking lol
LikeLike
Oh well. Sometimes life gets in the way. I get it. Look forward to seeing you all next week.
LikeLike
The least you could’ve done is apologize.
LikeLike
I’m guessing the partying was without much rest, dears. This is what they call the hangover period!
LikeLike
I like to think GL got tanked at the party for QEII’s wedding anniversary and can’t be arsed to post until next week.
LikeLike
I genuinely think that’s what happened…
LikeLike
They’re not the only bloody ones!!
LikeLike
If we don’t get a post today we’ll know the GL are really Harry and Megan.
LikeLike
Finally my longstanding suspicions are confirmed.
LikeLike
Boy, you love working, don’t cha?
LikeLike
Anyone else reading this as the GL saying work has got crazy because of the Harry and Markle engagement? I miss the site like crazy…
LikeLike
No. They had to take Nov off to get engaged and plan the announcement!! GL = Megan and Harry.
LikeLike
Don’t disrupt my hatred of those two fucking cunts.
LikeLike
There’s our Dave! Don’t hate them but I’ll go spare if we have constant coverage for the next six months. I’m already sick of their faces.
LikeLike
I just bloody hope they come back at this point!!
LikeLike
Top of the mid-week to you GLifers.
1. Apparently EVERYONE within 20 feet of Matt Lauer and Charlie Rose has been sexually harassed.
2. We now know why Solange went ape shit on JayZ in the elevator.
3. Two people are getting married in the UK. Those two people may or may not staff the Gossip Life.
LikeLike
I bloody love your little round-ups!!
LikeLike
I’ve always detected Lauer was a creep…
LikeLike
He picked up that whiff from the start. All those rumors about affairs and being “a ladies man”. When a man gets a rep as a ladies man I automatically think super gay and hiding it or a perv.
LikeLike
Verrrry interesting.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5133259/Big-celebrity-accused-raping-personal-assistant.html
Have a great weekend everybody.
LikeLike
That is bloody scary. I’m sorry. Really want to know who it is.
LikeLike
It’s obvious. Think about it. HIV is the giveaway.
LikeLike
If only this happened during Charlotte Sheen’s time on Two & Half Men. It would have been a big story and actually harmed his freakishly big career
LikeLike
LikeLike
Sucks 😦
LikeLike
Workshy lot!
LikeLike
They’re planning the wedding!
LikeLike
You might be on the money with that! It’s all in the timing! 😉
LikeLike
Expected this…
LikeLike
Actually makes better sense than coming back now. Merry Christmas all! 🙂
LikeLike
Can’t say I’m not irritated!!
LikeLike
As per the great Neil Gaiman, the great Gossip Life is not your bitch.
LikeLike
Yes they bloody are!!
LikeLike
Guess it’s up to me to keep the goss going. Here’s a mix of blind items and gossip.
1. Apparently EVERYONE within 20 feet of Santa Claus has been sexually harassed. The elves took the brunt of it but the reindeer didn’t escape St. Nick’s pudgy, wandering fingers.
2. Speaking of reindeer…which antlered star won’t be pulling the sleigh this Christmas because he’s too busy seeking treatment for his out of control heroin addiction?
3. Which British prince and his American girlfriend have been making some money on the side by running a gossip site in their spare time?
LikeLike
I appreciate this and am annoyed that the comment just appeared now LOL
LikeLike
3. Edward and Wallis!
LikeLike
The Crown shows them to be a right couple of scroungers. Nasty pair of parasites!!
LikeLike
Santa Claus sexually assaulted me when I was a boy! He snuck into my room with his sardine breath and told me to “Shut up and suck it, Chipper.” And he stole my Uncle Paul’s voice!
LikeLike
Merry Crimbo all!!
LikeLike
You too ❤
LikeLike
Merry Christmas. Keen for the GL to come back in all its bloody trashy magnificence. Hope everyone is having a cracking holiday so far.
LikeLike
Merry (belated) Christmas everyone…
LikeLike
Happy New Year. Am I correct in thinking GL is back next week, right??
LikeLike
Yes but who knows? LOL
LikeLike
Happy New Year to everyone! Let’s hope GL’s resolutions were to come back and post more!
LikeLike