Guess who’s back, back again. GL’s back, tell a friend.
You heard that right, Gossipers. After what felt like a break of Debra Winger proportions, the Gossip Life has returned to provide you with the best gossip and blind items available online, complete with classic Eminem lyrics.
We can only apologize for the lost time, but technical difficulties, as well as work commitments, caused us enter a state of chaos late last year and we barely had time to bathe for the most part, so the Gossip Life had to go on a short hiatus.
We’re all washed up now and fortunately our technical difficulties are solved and our work commitments have lulled, so we’re here and dedicated to having a great week back with several great reveals, stories and posts already in the works.
Stay clicking. We have a lot to catch up on.
PS: Despite popular rumor, no one at the Gossip Life is secretly Meghan Markle and anyone caught spreading that will not only be banned, but placed in the Tower of London 😉
PSS: Do we still want Disqus? We have the option now.
This makes me way too happy LOL
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We’re a bunch of bloody sados. I’m not ashamed to admit it!!
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Me neither
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Can’t tell a lie. Did bring a big smile to my face to see that old familiar email alert.
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You and me both.
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I can’t believe it’s been something like 3 months since I last woke up to an email about a GL post. That’s super weird to me, for some reason…
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has it really been that long? that shit is cray. feels like it was just yesterday they disappeared. time flies.
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Thank bloody God. I was starting to look for a substitute and nothing bloody compared!!
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preach it. spent too much time on bossip lately. done with that shiz.
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Does this mean we’re all going to stop commenting on DListed, dears? I’ve seen some very interesting characters in the comments. Many resemble you lovely people.
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i’m noping tf outta this.
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Lukewarm on the Disqus, by the way.
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Got a feeling the Yanks are going to wake up and be bloody up in arms that you said that!!
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Wake up? Some of us ain’t even slept yet
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Double guns, sock cucker!
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I think I fell asleep a half hour before this post went up. You don’t get a lot of sleep at college…
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yaaas. college sucks. too many late nights and too many early mornings. black don’t crack? i’m gonna start cracking on this wack ass schedule.
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And they wonder why we fall asleep in class.
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I don’t trust the safety of Disqus because of the various safety breaches over the years, but I do miss having the ability to upvote or downvote. It can be a drag scrolling through 50 comments looking for an actual guess on a blind item. No offense.
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No offense taken. I completely agree and I’ve been a regular here for at least a year.
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Fan of bringing back Disqus. It’s a much cleaner interface and loads quicker…
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disqus made my browser go slow af.
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Me before the hiatus

Me after

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I bloody believe it!! So much for three weeks!!
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The first broad could suck my peckah. Duv. Duv.
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Is the title a parody of the Lord of the Rings trilogy? I’m imagining Aragorn wielding his sword, heralding the return.
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I’m doing the same, but I do that all the time to tell you the truth.
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Once doesn’t need an excuse to swoon over the divine Viggo, dear.
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“Despite popular rumor, no one at the Gossip Life is secretly Meghan Markle”
Whatever the fuck you say, Meghan, ya bougie bitch.
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Glad to see you’re up and firing, mate.
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I’ve bloody missed you, DD!!
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Welcome back, GL. Hope you’re back for good and not just for the week…
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Wouldn’t put the house on it, to tell you the truth!
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Yay! I’m way too happy about this.
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that eminem song is the bomb. now that’s gonna be in my head all day. his first albums were legit gold.
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Swill, in my opinion, dear. I find Mathers terribly overrated and droll.
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His recent stuff has been bad and I’m not the biggest fan of rap, but I definitely see the classics as classics 🙂
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The Gossip Life staff better have cured cancer during that period of time. It’s the only thing that possibly justifies three month off.
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