Hugh Jackman became a huge meme after the Golden Globes on Sunday when his hilariously vexed reaction to James Franco beating him out for the award went viral.
This A list actor didn’t up attending in the end, but you wouldn’t have caught him in the same position because our very high-up source tells us he made a special request of the producers of the show.
‘Please don’t go to [name omitted] for reaction shots,’ his people informed them, worried that his reactions to a speech, a joke etc. might show him in a bad light.
It’s finally happened, lifers. We’ve found the one actor that doesn’t want to be filmed!
So, tell me, Gossipers:
Who is our actor?
Mel Gibson
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Smart of him theyd find any reason to boot him out again
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Mel had no reason to be there. He didn’t even release in a movie in the calendar year.
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Neither did Kendall Jenner and her spotty face still hit the carpet.
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What happened to that dingy broad? Big fake lips and nasty skin. Looks like a crack whore in Jersey.
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smh. gurl needs accutane. stat.
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Why were any bloody models there? It’s supposed to be celebrating film and telly!
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Probably didn’t want a camera on him in case they caught him drinking or beating the shit out of his sugar tits.
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One desperately aspires to be Mel Gibson’s “sugar tits”, dear. I’m far too old to be ashamed to admit to it.
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Your old age is precisely the reason you say that, “dear”. After all, your generation is famously accepting of men beating their wives.
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Harvey Weinstein, who is very protective of his image all of a sudden.
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Would have been funny if he turned up !
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If he turned up and gave a red carpet interview claiming he was going to redeem himself and admitted his wrongs, then sat in the audience for the uncomfortable speeches and monologue, I would have come away respecting him a lot more and rooting for his comeback.
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It would all be a transparent PR exercise, dear. I wouldn’t believe it for a second.
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Half the people condemning him would have puckered up to kiss his arse again!!
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Starting with bloody Saint Meryl!
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c-o-m-p-l-I-c-I-t. say it with me now.
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It would have been fucking hilarious if Harvey “Casting Couch” Weinstein showed up in drag, pretending to be his twin sister and everyone went along with the joke.
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I’m wondering why the Globes haven’t hired you as a writer, dear. That would definitely have me tuning in!
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Come on now. We all know award shows aren’t allowed to be enjoyable.
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Hollywood is going to tap him up for a Weekend at Bernie’s reboot any second now.
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nobody wants to see that. his ass is ugly enough without a bad wig and makeup.
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Except one person, like the host, who sees the rouse for what it is? Like Vincent Adultman on BoJack Horaseman? I like it.
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Probably Joss Whedon. His ex-wife famously attacked his feminist creds recently and maybe he thought Seth Meyers would take a shot.
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His ex-wife should attack him for even having “feminist creds” for fuck’s sake.
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He worked hard to get them. Nearly every single one of his shows or movies has a strong empowered women. It’s just another case of separating the art from the artist for me. Joss Whedon the director and writer is a feminist icon. Joss Whedon the person not so much.
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His reasons for casting women don’t seem genuine to me, though. He never casts ‘real women’ (forgive the nomenclature, but couldn’t think of anything better) that aren’t conventionally attractive or young. Didn’t his ex-wife say that he usually tries to get it on with his actresses? That would explain a lot to me…
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So called modern day men, mate.
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Batfleck. Been underfire big time for his treatment of women in the past, but seems to be flying under the radar for the most part. A grimace at Jessica Chastain droning on about feminism might have caused a backlash, though.
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On that note, Matt Damon strikes me as a particularly good guess.
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Maybe reaching, but the clue could be “informed them” since he starred in the Informant. Might just be trying my luck with that connection, though!
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Could see that being a very vague hint.
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x2. his ass don’t wanna be exposed for what it truly is.
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Fucking reasonable and not insane?
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Probably a mansplainer, enabled and defender of rapists, DD!
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Damon
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Did De Niro go to the ceremony? He seems like the only one who could make this deal with producers and also seems like someone whose fuck off face would come out when people starting going on about feminism.
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De Niro mugging during speeches should be a thing. We need to dedicate a camera solely to it award shows. Think of the ratings! 😉
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