This former teen icon is reportedly carrying a baby and that has her family worried BIG TIME.
They aren’t sure about her relationship partner and don’t know if she’s still in the right place emotionally and mentally, especially after a damaging incident a few years ago.
So, tell me, Gossipers:
Who is our expectant one?
These blind items really mess with me as a mother
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I dont have kids and feel the same
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As someone who doesn’t have kids, I just sit back and watch the drama develop with popcorn and fingers on a keyboard.
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Clink, clink!
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Lindsay lohan
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At least her pussy is ready.
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I expect the baby won’t need to be pushed out. It’ll just fall out after 9 months.
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I blame Ashton Kutcher.
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I obviously hate slut-shaming, but shamelessly writing a list of your famous lovers and the list reaching over 35 is gross to me…
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Whore’s gonna whore.
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Why has God forsaken us like this? Clearly Lucifer is on Earth and devising methods to torture the gossip-loving public. A pregnant Lindsay is just the beginning of the Apocalypse, dears!
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Just wait until you find out the father, Dame. It’s…………….. Donald Trump.
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Grounds for impeachment, right? It has to be. Please let it be. I’m getting desperate here…
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The Sex and the City cunts as the Four Horsemen?
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Need to start referring to them as that to my wife. Laughing my arse off.
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Can lawmakers draft a law that bans “former teen idols” from procreation?
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It’ll definitely pass in China.
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It probably passed fifteen minutes before the blind was posted.
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Throw in the benefit bums and you’ve got Tory sponsors in the UK.
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Very harsh, dear. I’d much rather we sterilise the Tories and watch entitlement and elitism finally fade away.
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Need this to be Sofia Richie and Scott Disick for the Kardashian reaction. Glorious.
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Two bastard children out of wedlock and Sofia Richie will be the doppelganger of Kourtney in more ways than just looks.
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And just like Kourtney, Scott will leave her for a younger version in a few years…
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Tumblr is already melting down and throwing shade.
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Avril Lavigne.
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Amanda Byrnes has looked rather round in the latest pap snaps, dears. Perhaps she’s expecting a litter. I could definitely sympathise with the familial worry if this was the case. I’m optimistic that Drake isn’t the father at the least, but stranger things have happened.
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I like this guess and your articulate way of expressing it. You’re my favorite, Dame Edna.
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A lot of people who are mental health survivors actually decide not to have children out of the fear of passing on the illness. Sarah Silverman made the choice not to procreate because she didn’t want her children to inherit her depression.
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Emma Roberts and Evan Peters. Remember they had that whole domestic abuse situation? I could see her family being worried about bringing a child into that…
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She shouldn’t have a fucking career after that shit. If it was him, he wouldn’t.
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One incident might not be indicative of their relationship as a whole and because it was just one incident I’m willing to give them the benefit of the doubt.
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Britney Spears? Amanda Byrnes?
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I’ll go with Brit-Brit.
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Brit is a great mom and I’ll go to my food-induced death saying it.
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