Daily Blind Item — Big Summer Bomb
Summer is only a few months away and that means the box office is gearing up to take money in like it’s going out of fashion.
A source informs me that I shouldn’t expect this BIG NAME movie to make any money, however, saying that it’s “a certified bomb at this point” and we should witness the people behind the movie trying to mitigate the damage in the near future.
So, tell me, Gossipers:
What is our movie
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Probably all of them because people are going to the movies less and less
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The catchphrase but with a reasonable explanation. You’re evolving, Mother of Six!
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Soon it’s going to be on t-shirts.
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Fuck it. I’ll take 12.
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There it is 😉
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Nothing starring Cameron diaz, thats for sure
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Too soon 😦
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She had more than her fair share of flops.
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Queen of the Flops back in the day. Like Botoxed Kidman.
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I cannot handle the “everybody is sexist for not seeing this” backlash if this turns out to be Ocean’s 8.
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The cast is so amazing, but the trailer didn’t really blow me away
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I’ve never liked the idea of taking an Ocean movie out of Vegas for some reason.
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The MET Ball idea is clever in theory, but the amount of celebrity cameos is unappealing and I’m not sure I wanna watch a movie with Rihanna again.
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I love celebrity cameos when I like the celebrities, but the Kardashians and Sofia Richie? No thanks, Sandy Bullock.
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God. I might have to see it multiple times just to stop that from happening.
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Mortal Engines? It’s based on a book and reminds me of Valerian
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Least starry cast I’ve seen in a long time.
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Just checked it out. Who the fuck are these people?
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Robert Sheehan is Hollywood’s version of fetch. Stop trying to make him happen. It’s not going to happen.
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Great guess. This is a joke around town. A $100 million dollar budget, an untested director and a cast with no star power. Universal learned nothing from 2014’s 47 Ronin.
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Wow. It’s like a mirror image of 47 Ronin. You’re so right. Definitely think this is a great guess.
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Don’t forget a screenplay written by way too many people.
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My surrogate son was obsessed with Battle Angel Alita for the longest time and I know that has a film coming out this year. Could definitely see that not working out. He’d be devastated, though, so I hope it does for his sake.
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Don’t bet against James Cameron making the least commercial premises into the biggest box office successes.
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Avatar and Titanic both sounded like shit, but I fucking loved them and saw both in theaters five times. Not ashamed to admit it.
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Avatar was a bad movie, but a great experience. I tried re-watching recently and it doesn’t hold up. Titanic is still pretty great, although I will go to my grave saying Rose could have shared the door with Leo.
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James Cameron isn’t directing, though. Robert Rodriguez is and what was his last hit? Sin City 2 failed sadly, that Spy Kids reboot sucked and I can’t remember seeingthe Danny Trejo movies he did.
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Spy Kids should have stopped after 2.
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New Mutants. Maisie Williams from Game of Thrones stars. It’s been pushed back for reshoots. That’s always a sign.
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Blind says it’s a movie that’s being released this summer and Mutants (which is definitely flopping like Cutthroat Island) has been pushed to early next year.
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They claimed the reason for the re-shoots is because they wanted to implement more horror and introduce a new character in the light of the success of Get Out… I’m not buying that.
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adding a new character? wtf.
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Rampage with The Rock.
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I might be reaching, but I am a blind buster. The poster does say “big” twice and the blind mentions a “big movie”.
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“Witness” makes me think Harrison Ford. Does he have anything coming out?
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His anorexic wife’s bones.
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Somebody get Calista the fattest burger on the planet with extra sauce!!!
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How has no one said the Han Solo Star Wars film? There’s bee *very* little press about it, and the trailer looked absolutely awful.
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