Daily Blind Item — Quick Liposuction
I wish weight loss was this easy for me.
This A list reality star saw some pictures of herself in the Daily Mail and was absolutely horrified with how she looked, so what did she do? Hit the gym? Go on a diet? Keep up a food plan? Of course not. She booked herself in for some liposuction.
You gotta be careful when you call the paparazzi.
So, tell me, Gossipers:
Who is our A lister?
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That picture has put me off my food LOL
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Think the right still looks bad
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It’s better but it’s hardly from Vanessa Feltz to Davina McCall.
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Would want a refund. I better come out with washboard abs or it’s a rip-off!
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We’re talking about a plastic surgeon, not a magician. He didn’t have a lot to work with.
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On the contrary, dear, he had far too much to work with.
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I’m just imagining the surgery with the cutting and the removal…
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Needs to be gemma collins from towie
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Need to just remove her from the earth.
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Weightloss can be that easy, GL. You just need a first class plastic surgeon and millions of dollars!
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Life hacks 101.
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I just need to obtain wealth and a plastic surgeon and I’m there.
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You don’t say. Might as well book myself and my tum in now.
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Can you afford to include a plus one?
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Kanye West apparently…
https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/6191010/kanye-west-addicted-opoids-liposuction-fat/
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Didn’t his mum die from that?
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How is he so fat again already? The Star Jones of men.
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You know you’re a fat fuck when you beat a gastric band.
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I am not proud of that 😦
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Kanye West is fucking ballsy.
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You mean mentally ill….
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Kylie Jenner. She looked a bit chubby in her holiday pictures with Travis Scott. Could imagine her seeing those in horror the next morning.
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It doesn’t help, dear, that Travis Scott has less meat than a butcher’s pencil.
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And looks like a ghetto Predator.
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Article on Kylie Jenner on vacation in Turks and Caicos: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-5680737/Kylie-Jenner-flaunts-post-baby-body-Caribbean-holiday-Travis-nanny-looks-Stormi.html
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She doesn’t look how she does on Instagram…
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smh @ the nanny.
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Kim “Cellulite” Kardashian.
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The horror, dear. Like the surface of the moon.
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Two fucking basketballs deflating under the skin. Hate fuck material.
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You could be a writer…
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We are graced by the presence of the reincarnation of Hunter S. Thompson in Drinking Dave, dear.
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Kim claims those photos are photoshopped: https://www.cosmopolitan.com/entertainment/celebs/a10207387/kim-kardashian-cellulite-mexico-photoshopped/
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Bingo. I saw pics of her recently I was like “wait, when did she get attractive again?”
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It’s bloody clear she’s done a hell of a lot of something since these pictures were taken!!
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