Meghan and Harry marry in a just a few days and the event promises be one of the most extravagant and controversial in royal history… Despite all of this, only a third of the British public are actually interested according to a recent poll.
Well, this A lister, not a member of the British public but a regular in Britain, is definitely interested and was allegedly pressing for an invite.
‘[name omitted] wasn’t invited because it’s supposed to not be a celebrity affair,’ says the source, ‘but given what I hear about [name omitted]’s drinking… My theory is that everybody wanted to avoid an ER visit.’
Shade.
So, tell me, Gossipers:
Who is our A lister?
I’m so sick of this royal wedding
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Its ten times worse in the UK !
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I’ve stopped reading the flipping papers!
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I’ve never quite understood why Americans were so obsessed with our Royal Family.
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We want our own version. The closest thing we’ve got is the Kennedys.
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Fuck that. The Bushs or no one.
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Seems like the bloody Trumps are taking that spot!!
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I wouldn’t be surprised if Trump attempted to instil a monarchy before his impeachment…
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Love the accents, don’t they??
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Some of us do. I can’t stand you marble-mouthed fucks.
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I’m not LOL
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Probably her dad !
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Are we taking wagers on how long this car crash of a marriage lasts, dears?
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I expect it to last until the end of the ceremony and not a second later.
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I don’t think he’ll go through it after witnessing her crazy family. That’s the icing on the cake of this Gossip Girl storyline relationship.
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I think it’s more Dynasty.
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Let’s hope it ends in the same way, dear.
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Red bloody flags galore!!
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Couple of years at most.
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You’re far too optimistic!!
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I honestly believe it’s her father. You don’t get more A list than him right now!
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That roller coaster “will he? won’t he?” is the best part of the wedding.
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Seems like a tosser of a man. How can you pull these stunts before your daughter’s wedding? Not that she’s a diamond or anything.
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That bloody family of hers has actually made me like her, believe it or not!!
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Madonna. Such a famewhore.
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She just wants to practice that horrible accent.
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That was fucking embarrassing.
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Angelina Jolie has adopted that annoying trait.
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george clooney? ER
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Is he in England a lot? Thought he was holed up in Italy with a few swarthy Mediterranean towel boys.
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Fucker drinks so much that he started his own tequila company.
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Made a bloody billion, so he isn’t doing too bad!!
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Great guess. George Clooney and Amal seem to love attending events like this and it would definitely raise her profile within the gentry…
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Clooney and Amal are invited http://www.laineygossip.com/george-and-amal-clooney-have-apparently-been-invited-to-the-royal-wedding/49888
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Angelina Jolie
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Abolish the monarchy and institutionalised discrimination and inherent wealth and white privilege. It’s antiquated in this day and age, and sets a bad example to the youth.
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GO BACK TO TUMBLR
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Colour me shocked, we agree for the most part!!
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The bride is mixed race.
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This reads like Gwyneth Paltrow looking for another article for her life blog 😉
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