Daily Blind Item — Reboot Murder
What happens when everybody wants a reboot but one of the stars of the classic show?
Well, we’re about to find out because this reboot of this mega hit show is coming back and without one of the main stars. Apparently members of the cast have the perfect solution, which is effectively something like ‘kill the fucker off’.
Not the funniest solution to a cast clash I’ve ever heard, but I can already hear the fans screaming ‘Yas queens’ and ‘SLAAAY’ on social media.
So, tell me, Gossipers:
What is our show?
Bonus: Who isn’t coming back?
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Has this ever happened before?
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Cant think fo any
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New Roseanne killed off Mark. For obvious reasons.
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Didn’t Dallas knock off JR on the new one?
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Only killed off JR because Larry Hagman passed away. Victoria Principal didn’t want to come back and they killed her off, though!!!
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Trust me. Victoria Principal not coming back was the best decision ever made. That face nowadays gives me Joan Van Ark vibes.
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Married to a plastic surgery, isn’t she? Shows.
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Bloody freaky!!
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Ofah. hopefully they kill damien
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I’d take more Only Fools in a heartbeat.
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Never thought Damian was a worthy replacement for Uncle Albert, but I think it could work if they changed the character around.
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The Larry Sanders Show. For some reason Garry Shandling doesn’t want to return. HBO have tried calling and he hasn’t returned any of their calls.
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That was darn dark!!!
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I hear Phil Hartman is also holding up the News Radio reboot.
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Now I’m depressed remembering that Garry is dead and Justin Bieber is alive.
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I believe The Larry Sanders Show would be one of the few successful revivals. It hasn’t aged badly at all.
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Does the best comedy ever age? There’s a reason people love The Three Stooges…
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Birds of a Feather. Get rid of that dug-up corpse Dorian. She gives me the chills.
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buffy the vampire slayer?
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Who’s not down for returning then y’all???
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I imagine the rest of the cast is salivating over the chance to kill off the annoying Sarah Michelle Geller, but I can’t see her turning down anything that pays these days.
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Not like the old man is making money.
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She was God-tier
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Alyson Hannigan has better things to do than pretend to like SMG.
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Like Charmed, that needs to bloody left in the 90’s where it belongs!!
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I’m not a fan of the Charmed reboot already…
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Holly Marie Combs doesn’t seem to be happy either and she makes legitimately great points.
https://edition.cnn.com/2018/05/23/entertainment/holly-marie-combs-charmed-reboot/index.html
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I didn’t even think of it as ageist because the new cast is diverse, but she is completely right. Gross show…
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Charmed ended in 2006. Way too soon. Stupid Hollywood.
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Anything with Brad Silberling and his forced diversifying attached loses my interest.
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Friends is returning with a diverse, young new cast with a transgender, a lesbian and a straight white male as the villain.
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Lena Dunham’s version of Friends?
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Make her star and do her incessant nude scenes and it would be even bloody worse!!
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Believe this could easily happen these days.
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Friends: Tumblr
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Sex and the City. Kim Catrall getting snuffed and replaced with Sharon Stone.
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I think that’s the best bloody substitute possible!!
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I seriously think Tiffany Haddish should a new character intended to replace the Samantha character.
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x2
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Why not just do the 3rd movie with 3 women?
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Will it be as sexist and superficial as the previous one?
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Sounds like a super hit, bubbe! Call the kibbitz in Hollywood!
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Think I’ve bloody got it! Ally McBeal. Portia de Rossi is retiring from acting and doesn’t want back on. Could also be Lucy Liu who has a different show on the air.
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Great guess. I could see everyone wanting to come back but Portia and if I remember correctly, a lot of the cast disliked her…
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maybe this wack shit coming back is why she is retiring.
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Only if they use the tagline, dear, of; “Calista Flockhart is back and just as disturbing to look at as ever.”
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