Daily Blind Item — An Open Secret
Several different sources have reached out to us all over the last few months and warned us about this comedy that hits theatres this month.
‘It has a lot of hype behind it,’ the source admits, ‘and that may translate to a good opening night, but it was an open secret on set that the movie was going to be a bomb.’
‘[One of the stars] has pretty much given up on the whole thing,’ a separate source told us. ‘Don’t expect to see them going hard with promotion.’
‘Nobody in the cast got along,’ our first source told us. ‘It was professional for the most part.’
I guess if you’re looking for a good time, you should go to another movie.
So, tell me, Gossipers:
What is our movie?
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ALL OF THEM
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With how comedy has gone down the drain, I think this is accurate for once.
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The new Johnny english
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Blind mentions that one of the stars has pretty much given up, but I would say that Johnny English only has one star and that is Rowan Atkinson.
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Rowan is a bloody genius, but he needs to give Johnny English up and do another Mr. Bean!!
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He has never been more effective and entertaining, dear, than in his small and successful spots in Love Actually, Four Weddings and a Funeral and even the cinematic masterpiece of Scooby Doo.
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Emma Thompson has a big role because apparently she wants easy money.
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Why does she keep taking these nothing roles in generic comedy? She’s so much better than cameos in Bridget Jones and Men In Black…
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I want that to be as good as the first one. The last one they did just wasn’t as good.
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I see bomb. I see comedy. Does Melissa McCarthy have anything coming?
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I’m hoping no.
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– the World.
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The Happytime Murders. Dang. I didn’t even realize how much I want that to be good.
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Reminds me a bit of Who Framed Roger Rabbit? Bloody hope it turns out well, but not really enthusiastic for any Melissa McCarthy film.
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Could they have got a more 2010 supporting cast? Elizabeth Banks, Joel McHale AND Maya Rudolph.
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Was Jason Bateman busy, dear?
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“I guess if you’re looking for a good time, you should go to another movie.”
I feel as if the “good time” part of this is a reference to the title…
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Crazy Rich Asians. Coming soon. Got a lot of controversy behind it. Doesn’t look particularly funny.
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I read the book. Surprisingly enjoyable, but I wouldn’t call it a comedy per se.
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More of a romantic-comedy, if my friend tells me right!!
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I prefer chick lit for middle-aged housewives and weird Asian fangirls.
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I’m behind this for the diversity, but the source doesn’t exactly fill me with confidence…
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I’m buying a ticket no matter what. Nicole Kidman gave a great speech on going out and supporting diversity and equality in the arts, and ever since then I’ve tried to do just that.
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The Spy Who Dumped Me. Only reason I think so is because Mila Kunis is a notorious drama queen and the blind item does mention that the cast didn’t get on well. Who could bloody get on with Mila??
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Not Macaulay Culkin.
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I really want to know more about that situation. It seems a lot bigger than people originally thought…
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Everything Mila Kunis has said about the relationship: https://www.elitedaily.com/p/are-mila-kunis-macaulay-culkin-still-friends-everything-shes-said-about-him-says-no-9971339
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Gotta say I just never saw the appeal of that Mila Kunis.
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night school. kevin hart. tiffany haddish. malcolm d. lee. should be lit.
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Kinda excited for Tiffany and Malcolm to do another movie? Girls Trip was soo good!
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I am sure it is another female-led film that the misogynists at The Gossip Life and the mainstream media are determined to tear down and rip apart for no other reason than it dares to star a woman. Utterly despicable. I root for the film whatever it may be and I predict it standing on its own merits, defeating sexist and the patriarchy. Let us unite, sisters, and support this groundbreaking feminist film.
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Where to start with this shit?
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Just when I thought we were bloody rid!!
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She’s like Janice from Friends. A recurring character that appears randomly and never feels natural. Like Janice, I’m oddly attached to Queen Sarah, though. She’s like The Joker and we’re all Batman. I think we’re destined to do this forever.
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You have a way with words, but you’re talking about a shitty comedy that everyone will forget, not Citizen Kane 😉
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Is it mamma Mia?
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