It’s one of the biggest franchises in the world and every single instalment has starred this A list actor in the main role, but we’re hearing that partnership is coming to a swift end.
‘Rebooting,’ says a source, ‘but without him and his big old paycheck.’
It’s going to be a tough job to replace the eponymous star, especially in another hollow reboot.
So, tell me, Gossipers:
What is our franchise?
Who is our actor?
Another reboot? Why God why
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Because there is no god !
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There will be in the reboot of The Passion of The Christ.
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I hear there’s talk to reboot this comment.
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Could go either way. Will have to see the reviews before I go and see it.
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Will this one star a Hemsworth brother or Jai Courtney too? It seems like they’re the first choices for every reboot in the 2010’s.
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I didn’t even realize how accurate this was until I read this comment…
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Chris obviously didn’t learn from the Ghostbusters fiasco judging by his participation in the Men In Black spin-off.
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I like the idea of Chris Hemsworth and Tessa Thompson as leads, but I hope they don’t go down the generic route of fun-loving man and miserable professional woman like in Jurassic World.
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dj’s hitting it out of the park lately, with blinds and comments. I remember Hemsy in the Red Dawn remake early in his career.
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I feel replaced as the witty gay on here! đŚ
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You’ll always be the OG.
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Next bond
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Apparently Daniel Craig is all signed up. Strange how it hasn’t started filming yet.
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Pushed back again. Until Rachel Weisz gives birth…
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Daniel Craig is clearly a modern man: choosing his life partner over another misogynistic movie. Kudos to him.
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Anyone else think that baby’s got BAND-AID written all over it? They waited so long. Could be they were doing IVF all along but it doesn’t seem like it.
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Daniel Craig is a well known friend of Dorothy, dear. That sham of a marriage was a quick cover-up after Mr. Masculine was seen in a gay club.
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Yes, dear. The part is to be played by a biracial non-binary.
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Don’t give them any bloody ideas!!
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You say that as if it is the worst possibility in the universe, when in fact it would breathe modern life into a dying, misogynistic franchise. Sexist.
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I have my problems with the Bond series, but your satirical mocking of feminists is so tired.
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You forgot refugee – they need to be a biracial, non-binary refugee or it just doesn’t get greenlit.
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It needs to be the Terminator Series. Enough of Arnold’s leathery surgery face.
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You’re joking, but I think this is a good guess. He is disturbing-looking, I’ll tell you that much.
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Terminator 5 has already started filming. At least Linda Hamilton is back as Sarah Connor…
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I could spend hours staring at his hairline. So mesmerising. Like a car crash.
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Stallone is another case of incredibly bizarre hair.
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Beautiful man that bloody ruined his looks!!
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I don’t think there should be any Terminator movies unless that evil genius James Cameron is involved.
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He’s too bloody busy with that Avatar thing.
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3 sequels no one asked for…
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Pirates of the Caribbean. Disney finally cutting ties with the overpaid, overrated and overexposed Johnny Depp. Like they should have done in 2011.
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I actually like the idea of POTC getting back to basics with Depp, Orlando Bloom and Keira Knightley…
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Dang. That’s totally the direction they’re going with and now I’m invested and excited again. The pale Elizabeth and Will replacements in the last couple instalments just did nothing to me!
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Hollow could be a hint or nod to Sleepy Hollow??
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Could the Mission: Impossible series be dissociating from the unhinged and expensive Tom Cruise, dears? That would be a very interesting turn.
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I just can’t bloody anything with him since he went off the deep end.
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That would mean favoring ethics over box office and I think we both know how unlikely that is.
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Replace him with Nicole Kidman or Leah Remini. Send the Scientologists into Jonestown territory.
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Now there is a career move that would actually garner John Travolta some positive attention, dear.
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Gotta say that earnt a good gasp outta me!!!
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Indiana Jones and Harrison Ford?
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I like dj’s idea of POTC. “Swift” is a type of sparrow, isn’t it? Also, maybe Iron Man – reboot and hollow makes me think of the Iron Man suit. And that would be as eponymous as the pirate in POTC.
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“âSwiftâ is a type of sparrow, isnât it?”
Bloody brilliant pick-up!!
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