Daily Blind Item — Retirement Imminent
He’s one of the those names that are commonly associated with wrestling and the WWE, but this part-time superstar is ready to announce his retirement from the ring to pursue other endeavours.
‘Fans have probably expected this for some time,’ says a source, ‘but it will come true soon, likely heading into WrestleMania. He deserves it.’
So, tell me, Gossipers:
Who is our retiring superstar?
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Wrestling? LOL
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GL has a great record with wrestling blinds. Almost all of them are proven to be correct. It’s just a shame the commenting base hates them.
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Most of are fucking adults.
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John cena
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Far too young.
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Concentrating on his burgeoning acting career and personal life? Like this guess a lot.
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Ironically he criticised The Rock for choosing acting over wrestling. Hypocrisy thy name is.
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https://media1.tenor.com/images/5fe01eab26621d2b28a5e98683af0b88/tenor.gif?itemid=11629344
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How many film call for big muscles and little else? I thought society had moved past that brutishness.
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Wrestlers actually retire? I thought they just did it until they dropped dead from steroid abuse.
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That was how it worked in the past. Seems they’ve wised up a bit in recent years.
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Somehow Hulk Hogan is still fucking living and breathing.
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Vince McMahon making it to 70 with his work schedule and let’s say… exercise regime is a shocker.
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Pure racial hatred is driving that man. Like the right wing version of Ruth Bader Ginsburg.
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Don’t watch as much as I used to, but could this be The Undertaker? Know there was a lot of talk last year, but he didn’t actually retire and came back.
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How the fuck is that old fossil still going?
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He barely still goes and when he does it’s like he wrestles in slow motion.
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Us old fossils, dear, are more than capable of an occasional move!
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So many possibilities since the WWE has a lot of old part-timers. Could be The Undertaker, Kane (just been elected mayor), Big Show (hasn’t wrestled for a bit) or even John Cena, who seems to be reducing his schedule more and more.
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A wrestler mayor? When is that Wes Anderson movie coming out?
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I’m already buying a ticket…
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Wrestling is honestly like a badly written Wes Anderson movie 😉
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NOT BRINGING BACK THE ROCK OR STONE COLD? https://media.giphy.com/media/10yJ4OFb95kGHu/giphy.gif
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its obviously the undertaker
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