We all know that this handsome middle-aged actor favours models that are well over half his age and some that are of questionable legality. What’s unique about that in Hollywood? Nothing unfortunately. Our actor, however, has made committed show business suicide and made enemies around town for muscling in on other middle-aged actors’ model girlfriends that are half their age.
‘He stole [famous director]’s regular squeeze,’ one source tells me.
‘He kept hitting on the sidepiece of [famous actor],’ another says. ‘Despite her informing him that she was involved.’
It might explain why he’s been called out on his practices before.
So, tell me, Gossipers:
Who is our handsome middle-aged actor?
Come on? All of them obviously LOL
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This makes me think of Jude law
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Don’t see anything about a nanny in there?
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Think you’re the first person to have said that in more than a few years.
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that reminds me of that funny chris rock joke at the oscars.
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Don’t say it or Sean Penn will appear in the comment section…
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Could this be more obviously Leonardo DiCaprio? You might as throw a picture of Titanic in there!
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He is living the life. I’d be angry if I wasn’t so jealous.
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it is shallow af. he is probably unhappy at the end of the day. he has no family. nothing.
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Who gives a fuck? He’s fucking models and doing more blow than Al Pacino in Scarface.
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He’ll settle down eventually with an intelligent, average-looking woman to give the hausfraus hope. Just like George Clooney.
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You can see that coming from a mile off!!
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Well, he’s living the life of his idol, Jack Nicholson…
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Has he got a reputable for being with the underage? I know they’re far too young for him and he often looks pathetic, but I’ve never heard of that.
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same. would not be shocked, though. he is shady af.
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As far as I’m aware the models that Leo dates are almost always 18-21…
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Lucky motherfucker.
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Remember when he actually dated these models for longer than a year? Their relationship is the only reason I still remember Bar Refaeli.
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Richard Gere anyone?
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He just got married to a Spanish businesswoman called Alejandra Silva and yes, she is half his age…
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I want to love anything as much as Richard Gere loves getting married.
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He’s too busy fucking hamsters to fuck models.
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Poor Richard. That’s followed him around for bloody decades now!!
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this better not be idris elba.
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Fucking Asia Argento.
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What an insane story that is turning out to be…
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More plots and twists than a Gillian Flynn novel.
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Now I want Gillian Flynn to write something about the #MeToo movement…
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Not the least bit surprised. It’s always the loudest voices that turn out to the biggest hypocrites!!
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It’s positively Freudian, dear. Almost textbook in execution.
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I can’t believe so many of you have forgotten about the OG of barely legal models and underage girls, Jared Leto. This definitely sounds like him. I just wish I was an underage girl.
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I don’t think of Jared Leto as middle-aged in my mind for some reason…
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He’s 46 and looks 25 and very cute, but that’s thrown out of the window if any of the rumors are true!!!
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I love this guess and I did some digging. Could Dylan Sprouse be the famous actor whose sidepiece Leto hit on? https://www.cosmopolitan.com/entertainment/celebs/a20721202/dyaln-sprouse-jared-leto-twitter-model-accusations/
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This just got interesting 😛
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x2
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That sounds about right. Hint: reference to committing business “suicide” (suicide squad)
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And how appearing in that movie was career suicide?
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