With Modern Family jumping more sharks than an Australian daredevil, the altruistic and giving Ariel Winter has attempted to distract us all from the terrible storylines and stale comedy in a selfless sacrifice that has Mother Teresa envying from Heaven.
We’re well used to Winter, 20, posting flattering-and-misleading slutty shots on Instagram and Snapchat during the summer, but the Modern Family thot – tell me that doesn’t flow so well – has kicked things up a porno step this summertime by sharing quite a few pictures of her boyfriend and unemployed actor, Levi Meaden, 30, groping her ass.
Obviously the tabloids ate this up (no pun intended) with such original headlines as ‘That’s Cheeky’, so the Modern Family Thot once again succeeded in her attempt to get attention.
It’s obviously as low class as you can get without shagging for cash, but it does majorly triumph in one element — keeping Ariel Winter on the throne as one of our reigning queens of trash.
Angry at her career drying up like a grape in hot weather, Kate Beckinsale has resorted to being provocative with her daughter on Instagram to get her name in the papers.
Beckinsale shared the above image on Instagram, showing off her flexibility while pretending she didn’t at all want her followers to focus on her great ass in tight pants.
Slutting it up on social media is hardly a new practice by celebrities, but what makes the image even more disturbing and desperate is Kate’s daughter, Lily Mo Sheen, below showing off her cleavage while stretching. Great parenting, Kate.
It all begs the question, where the fuck is Michael Sheen in all of this? Playing Tony Blair again? Or is there a shitty movie that needs someone to pretend to be English?
It’s unfortunately that time of year again, Gossipers. The time of year where the Daily Mail posts eighty articles a minute and we all have to pretend we care and tweet about it.
I of course talk about fashion’s lamest day, the Met Ball, which, organised by the scary-looking Anna Wintour from Vogue, held its annual fundraising gala and went for the oddly-picked blasphemous theme of Catholicism.
While the vast majority of B and C listers in attendance interpreted the theme loosely and only went as far as choosing dresses sporting cardinal reds or virginal whites, Rihanna went hard, dressing in a slutty Papal outfit and looking like a freakish creature from a futuristic dystopia imagined by the The Wachowskis and realised into another bomb movie.
I am a big fan of Rihanna and rate her as one of the top artists around, but I’ve never found her to be particular inspired when it comes to style and yesterday I was proven right once again.
It still wasn’t as bad as Madonna that one year…
BUT we’re still putting you on trash watch, R.
Here’s a new one for you, Gossipers — celebrity sister NUDES leaked online.
Unfortunately it’s not of the Olsen Twins (I like elf-like women), but it’s the next best thing – the Michalka sisters, AJ and Aly, best known for their sister duo band, as well as various acting appearances such as Aly in Emma Stone’s Easy A and AJ on hit sitcom The Goldbergs.
The graphic pictures, which show both sisters separately and completely nude (yes, even vagina, I know you were thinking it), were leaked online this week, circulating on the dirty side of the web and, as of today, not reaching the grasp of the mainstream media.
Neither sister have commented on the hacks and, as far as I can tell, aren’t even aware.
Melania Trump smashed decorum records when she entered the White House as the first First Lady to ever have posed nude, but Melania isn’t the only Trump family member with a history of being photographed naked.
Ivanka Trump has been the victim of an invasive paparazzi shot on a vacation and a notable nip slip, occurring on the catwalk during her short stint as a model.
Melania, however, appeared butt naked in a now defunct magazine during the 90’s, as well as a disrobing for a sexy spread for GQ on Donald Trump’s private plane in the early 2000’s. Naked and covered in diamonds? You wouldn’t be seeing Michelle Obama or Laura Bush like that.
Donald Trump’s ex-wife Marla Maples was reportedly pressured by the businessman to pose naked for Playboy, but those plans never came to fruition due to Maples’ refusal.
The Sun-Sentinel wrote in 1991: “Trump himself was on the phone negotiating the fee,” remembers a top Playboy editor. “He wanted her to do the nude layout. She didn’t.”
President Trump’s other children, Donald Jr., Eric, Tiffany and of course young Baron, have remained clothed during their tenure in the spotlight.
The usually joyous Labor Day weekend was tarnished this year by an appearance from one of the reigning Queens of Trash, Ariel Winter Her Trashjesty.
Winter, 20, stocked up on groceries when the paparazzi just happened to catch sight of her and the Modern Family actress evidently forgot to wear a bra, displaying her nipples for the world to see. This is hardly unexpected behaviour from the chubby-yet-cute starlet, who has made her name as a teenage boy’s social media sex symbol in recent years.
What was unexpected, however, was the greasy state of Winter’s formerly luscious locks.
You can show us your pokies and your butt, Ariel, but the vast majority of us are distracted by that hair you dipped in a McDonalds’ chip frier. Gross.
It’s Blake Lively’s 30th birthday today, but that catastrophic event is easily overshadowed by Kylie Jenner’s decision to debut her basically bare implants to the world, and free the nipple.
In a softcore porno photo shoot with V Magazine, Jenner, 20, proudly displays the new mounds in several flattering see through shots while still having the audacity to deny the obvious surgery.
The Keeping Up with the Kardashians star also opened about undressing, saying: “That was actually my first super nude shoot. I always post sexy pictures, but have never really gone nude.”
What insight. She’s such a riveting young lady. I can already hear the Daily Mail’s censor guy working overtime.
If you thought HBO had it bad with episodes of their hit shows leaking online alongside phone numbers and emails of their casts, spare a thought for poor Margot Robbie and Anne Hathaway this Wednesday afternoon.
No, Anne and Margot aren’t working with Amy Schumer on the sequel to Snatched. That would be demanding too much sympathy for any of us to offer. Instead, a la the iCloud leaks of celebrity photos in 2014 (the Fappening), they’ve become the targets of an anonymous hacker, who has obtained personal pictures of the two A list actress.
The images, which are slowly being released on websites such as 4chan, feature the actresses in the nude, or in private situations in their personal lives. Hathaway is shown to be smoking a suspicious-looking cigarette in one of the images, whereas Robbie isn’t shown to be smoking anything because she’s a perfect pure angel.
Lia Marie Johnson and Taylor Mathis are others cited to be hacked with promises of naked pictures and sex tapes circulating online.
Rihanna has piled of the pounds recently, but if you think that’s forcing the R&B legend to cover on up, then you obviously don’t know the Rated R songstress very well.
The singer-turned-actress, 29 attended the Crop Over festival in Barbados and almost caused social media to collapse according to the BBC with her revealing jewel-encrusted costume with green and pink feathers, as well as garish blue hair.
Crop Over is a traditional harvest festival that allegedly attracts nontraditional celebrities to harvest their wears for attention.
Rihanna looks like some sort of an amine nightmare with darker than normal skin and more curves than usual. It’s as if Lena Dunham drew amine.
Everyone’s favourite Mad Men actress Alison Brie has been left mad, man, as naked pictures of the smoking hot internet darling have leaked online, satisfying nerds, perverts and Joel McHale everywhere.
Coincidentally sales of tissues, lube and Viagra (@ Jon Hamm) have rapidly increased on Amazon, but I’m sure that has little to do with the skinny Alison Brie’s impressive chest.
Brie, 34, is seen completely naked in several shots and, as well as eliciting erections, elicits the question: ‘how does one have such big boobs when you’re that tiny?’
One is left wondering if this would have been a bigger story if Brie hadn’t recently disrobed in the Netflix show, Glow, but Brie looks unbelievably better in the candid selfies than the series. Fire that fucking cinematographer.
The woman with two first names has yet to comment on the leak, but we here at the Gossip Life commend her. You know why, Alison.